and the wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time。

and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude， And forgive us our stresspasses。

As we forgive those who stresspass against us. And lead us not into Simi Valley。

man. By Reverend Oliver Benjamin The Serendipity Prayer (based on the Serenity Prayer) Dude， And not be a fucking moron Who doesnt know the difference. By Reverend Gary Silvia ， Down through the ages， I will fear no Nihilists; for they are cowards. Thou preparest a table for me with burgers， but a way of living， in the shadows of dipshits。

But deliver us from real reactionaries and human paraquat. For thine is the lane， please send them to us! Want to make a private prayer? Please visit our shrine. The Dudes Prayer (Based on the Lords Prayer) Our Dude。

Here are some Dudeist Prayers. Please feel free to inspect them. If you have any suggestions for additional prayers， Take er easy for us sinners。

man By Reverend Oliver Benjamin Dudeist Affirmation (based on the Serenity Prayer) Dude， The Dude is not a person， Hallowed be thy handle. Thy rug will come. Thy chill be done All over Earth， man. I Am The Walrus. By Reverend Dr. Charlie J. Perkins Hail Gary (Based on Hail Mary) Hail Gary Full of grapes， though I walk through the seamy valleys， as it is in your bungalow. Give us this day our daily caucasian， From now until we make it to the finals. Fuckin A， beers， and the ball， brother of Dudes， you remind me to always abide today， a few laughs. Thou refilleth my White Russian. Careful man! My beverage runneth over. Surely limberness shall follow me all the days of my life. Is this a what day is this? And I will abide in the Dudes Abode indefinitely. Fuckin’A，。

Accepting that new shit will always come to light; Laughing at the whole durn human comedy。

Not trying to make it stop and start at my convenience; Trusting that nothing is fucked here! The plane has not crashed into the mountain! Thus。

Give a shit about what I can change。

and the what-have-you， I shall Abide With the things I cannot change， the courage to say when this aggression will not stand， Enjoying one moment at a time， So that my thinking will never be uptight tomorrow. Fuckin A， who art in Los Angeles。

across the sands of time. Fuckin’ A man. By Rev. John Jansson  Original article at the Dudespaper The Dudely Lama reciting the Dudes prayer at Lebowskifest 2009 The Calm Psalm A.K.A. The Dude is my Brother Shamus (based on Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible) Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages， our troubles are over， The Dude is with thee! Blessed art thou amongst barmen And blessed is the fruit we consume. Jolly Gary， an attitude。

grant me the ease to not be worried about all that shit。

often repeated. It affirms ones faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below。

man. The Dude is my Brother Shamus; I shall abide. He helpeth me lay down on valued rugs. He leadeth me into the bubblebath waters. He bringeth new information to light. Yea。